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My fellow Canadians I am ashamed to write this for as I do some where a squirrel is being expropriated to make way for an insensitive road that haters will want to drive a carbon spewing SUV on. Luckily because I care the amount of co2 I put into the atmosphere is never in question. Look at my big bus some of you said when I was driving it across Canada that I was Killing the whales. Of course the only people saying this were bought out by big oil if you would like to be bought out by big oil go to my website to get the P.O. number and contact information. Caring is far more important than actually doing anything. Thats why when GWB lowers emissions more than Europe or Canada we hate him because he didn't sign a paper to say he cares he just did good deeds while the EU signed a meaningless piece of paper and did nothing. And to us getting rich in the environmental movement, meaningless pieces of paper are far more important than actually doing anything. Did I mention I hate people who drive SUV's? Oh, by the way do you like my bus?  By the way if you don't hate the earth, you should buy a Toyota Prius. I like Toyota in fact you can find some nice information about them on my website. And just who gives money to Mr Suzuki, Toyota. Because if global warming is woman made and caused by gas. Hybrids are good. If it isn't they are meaningless. If Harper doesn't believe in the same science as me well then he should be put in jail I'm a geneticist so I know more about AGW than all the 20,000 members of the OISM do in my little finger, I work for the CBC do they? So the science, MY science, says Harper should be locked up and anyone who disagrees shalt be demonized as being in league with big oil. We are entering a new age of science where anyone who disagrees will be demonized and called names because that's what real science is about! You put everyone in jail who disagrees with you like they did with Galileo. I would do the same to Harper. And people like me more than Steve. Plus all that money the Japanese Car maker spent on R & D could be lost. Check the bottom left of page 23. Toyota Canada Inc is there. Suzuki's annual report. Now some stupid morons in Canada don't understand how devastating global warming could be for our country. Do they not know no one lives south of here! These people don't believe in real science. Countries have been devastated long ago and all the horror stories that MSM's spread to get better ratings are way true. The Democratic Republic of Congo is hotter than us, they have felt the ravages of AGW and their population is approaching zero they had all the floods and droughts and increases and decreases in rain that come with AGW. India, Indonesia and Brazil are all suffering terribly at the hands of global warming. They could only wish to be as cold as Canada so that they could have as many people as us, actually they would have fewer, because Canada is larger eh. Other places where the population has been virtually wiped out include China, Nigeria, Bangladesh, Japan, the Philippines, Venezuela, Mexico the United states and lets not forget Saudi Arabia a country with about the same population as Canada but a far smaller land area yet compared to Canadian tundra Saudi Arabia is teeming with life? Why does it have a smaller land area because they were wiped out by global warming. No wait the people should have been wiped out by global warming why did the land go away before the sea level rose? Damm it makes no sense! Ahem, sure you can go to these countries but somewhere the flooded areas and the drought stricken areas you may find a few vestiges of human population living in regret that Canada the Fatherland did not change his ways. That we allowed CO2 molecules trees need, to exist within our country. The deserts got larger and they got smaller because people did not see the errors of their ways. The glaciers are all melting this has been going on a long time and you have my word, that if I was around when they were a mile high over Winnipeg, I would have increased peoples taxes enough to stop the great ice sheets from melting. I think we can all agree the world is worse off without the great slabs of ice forcing down the continents. Well last time it got warm was bad, this time it will be badder. Now some disreputable scientists will tell you that the sun is involved with global warming this is not true and we are 100% certain that June 5 of every year for the past 20 thousand years was always the same temperature and the wind always came from the same direction. Yet some say the sun. We can prove this isn't true because winter comes not because the sun sits low in the sky and its feeble rays are spread over a larger area in whatever hemisphere is having winter. Winter comes because once school starts everyone stops taking their SUVs to the cottage and that makes it cold out. Now why don't we pick on Jaguars?  When it comes to Woman made global warming if you had a dollar each time you heard the science is decided, you could have made the same 99 million off global warming that Al Gore did. Ha ha, oops, anyway because the science is decided I'm proposing that all further grants to study global warming be canceled. We no longer need to send people out to do bristle cone pine research then sit on the data for 1/4 of a century. We now have computer models and these are 100% accurate and not only will they be able to tell us the weather in 100 years but on may 24th 3 years from now they say it will rain. So not only will we be able to save money by not researching anything because the science is decided we also have 100% accurate computer models, that will enable every weather forecaster in Canada to be fired and from this point on there will never be an incorrect forecast. But this is not an era of just doing the right thing, signing the right piece of paper, this is a brave new era, for hundreds of years these damned British countries have had the Magna Carta proclaiming them to be free and rubbish like that! Well I want to go beyond freedom, freeing you from freedom, to a time and place in the future where you will not need to worry about anything, a time when we can eliminate democracy like Fidel did, we can have trial by political officer and environmentally friendly eliminations, maybe of you, just in case you don't want to be freed from freedom. A glorious future where all your decisions about what to do in life are made by activists because they know how you should live your life, unlike you, pond scum. Now everyone please give money to my charity so I can continue my non political work of trying to put Mr Harper in jail. Then remember everyone who disagrees with me is in the pockets of big oil thus listening to anyone other than me means you hate science because real science depends on putting in jail people you disagree with. Take care, and buy carbon credits, if you buy enough then I could fly across Canada in my private jet like my comrade to the south does. Zooooom, 
Oops that was Travolta's not Gore's.
/sarc
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