I was so excited to play the game I called both of my friends to come out.

First player to go was Kitty Schindler, She picked up her token and prepared to roll but before the twenty sided die could hit the table some professional shit disturber, said Chuck Guite should get the job all the players who disagreed were sent threatening letters. Kitty attempted to post an opinion that 61% of Canadians agree with and was immediately accused by 3 players who are all on the government payroll of a hate crime for having Canadian and not socialist values. Since she had only typed the subject she lost 10 points.

Next to go was White Bart but Darren Patella played the affirmative action card and he lost a turn Darren also played the public works to stop all hiring of white males card and gave himself 100 pts for endophobic bigotry, further he refused to relinquish his own position to give it to one of the 450,000 new Canadians to show up this year and Toronto Unemployment rate soared to 2 points above most other Canadian cities that are less enriched by immigration. By telling others to lose their jobs while he kept his Darren took 50 more points and dared anyone to point out that he was in violation of fundamental rule number 2 on free jobbing. Darren ended his turn by declaring that everyone who disagreed with him was either a hater or a Nazi.

Bart who was unhappy disappeared when he was pronounced guilty without trial to save tax dollars. It was found out after the game he was shipped off to help build a cottage for one of the other players because the government said it was ok to cherry pick his rights.

Leonard Nimoy from Vulcan, Alberta whose ship crashed, had one of the female players Mrs McGovernment in a Vulcan retirement grip and everyone who had previously posted hate under pseudonyms thuggishly sued him they all missed a turn as he set phasers on Charter. KK Malone was set to go but all the die were missing, Jean-Claude Vyshinsky said you don't get a turn because Malone was unCanadian no matter how many Canadians went to KK's blog. Plus only socialists should get a turn and anyone who disagreed was insulting the prophet, and the SCC was soon to rule that the Charter was subservient to Sharia anyway.

In a back room Mitchell Loreman was given a die from his supervisor and manged to write posts insulting, Christians, Whites, Males, Americans and even members of the military Jean-Claude Vyshinsky said unfortunately none of those actually count as hate because all those groups are poisonous bastards and have it coming thus Mitchell got 0 points and might as well have missed a turn.

Luciano Ventino who had been clamoring all this time for a turn finally got too hyper and had to leave the game to relax a little at taxpayer expense. Access to information requests were filed but players were told it was national security though some deduced from the sound of the headboard overhead and the plaster that drifted down from the ceiling that someone was getting screwed big time. the taxpayers lost an unspecified amount of points.

2 also ran's emailed in their entries and jokingly called Darren what he was calling everyone else and they were threatened with having to buy him a nice car because some lawyer decided that section 15.2 of the charter made sarcasm Illegal. It was thought cool cat had retired but, he was found to be sitting on one of Lenoard Nimoy's opponents because his phasers were running low.

Binks the Webelf who was uninvited meanwhile started directing artillery under the witty auspices of McStein. This made it look like rows of sharks teeth were closing on the Marxists. This so upset Darren had to go to the washroom and take pictures of toilets. Meanwhile CNN and even the CBC started making fun of the game of hate. Darren called everyone haters the MSM's in other countries, called on McGovernment to retire and some bloggers too.

At this point the justice minister scaled down the balcony and said if anything is going to stop charter violations the liberals will have to do it. Paul's younger brother Keith has started a private members bill to end the building of cottages, but every leader said it's best to not care about what the people want. Some players tired of this went to go swimming but since they didn't believe in the prophet they were not allowed into the pool so the game resumed again.

Meanwhile when they saw what was happening in Canada, Chaos Cubed and Conning tower who both avatared anti Nazi's were charged with hate and were deported to Panama because of something they didn't say.

A wolf showed up in the room with evidence but the canine ate the picture from the offices of copy and paste. While Chaos was leaving the room someone had written on the wall that a senator was an apple, McStein pointed out the apple comment came out after the senator said she preferred vegetables over fruits. When people asked the HRC what they thought they were expeditiously headed to the shredder room.

The Planetary messenger in the corner said they agreed with what others had said much earlier this was a surprise because most of the players had forgotten Planetary was in the room. The Canadian Civil Liberties Association offered to deliver flyers for Keith because 13 is an unlucky number. Then a pile on happened where Macinfidel's, The National Fence, the Canadian Association of Media hacks and PENCIL Canada all rushed the table and sent it flying because of what they read on a website.

As a last straw "Bre-x warrior" who wore a mask the whole time said that when they made the coffee they didn't have to wash their hands because the god's of an HRC had decreed it so. When trying to keep score it was found that the paperwork kept changing even though no one knew why in fact one player with memory problems said they couldn't remember over 150 times which drove everyone crazy as they couldn't remember the question by then, and the sugarless donuts didn't come from Jane Doe's encrypted store they actually came from a human rights bakery and everyone had to be hospitalized because not washing hands is a human right.

From WND

The University of Toledo suspended an administrator for stating in a guest column in a local newspaper that choosing homosexual behavior is not the same as being black or handicapped.

Associate Vice President of Human Resources Crystal Dixon wrote in response to a newspaper editor's column criticizing a lack of equality for homosexuals that, "I take great umbrage at the notion that those choosing the homosexual lifestyle are 'civil rights victims.' Here's why. I cannot wake up tomorrow and not be a black woman.'"

Her piece in the Toledo Free Press quickly got her a suspension from officials at the University of Toledo, who condemned her beliefs, according to a report in the newspaper.

The newspaper said a spokesman for the college confirmed Dixon had been placed on  paid leave but declined further comment. A WND request for comment elicited no response from the office of the president, Lloyd Jacobs.

The situation developed when Toledo Free Press Editor in Chief Michael S. Miller wrote a column boasting of his support for the "gay" community.

"I have been tangentially immersed in the gay culture for so long, it's a natural and common aspect of life. Three decades of loving these friends and family and sharing their successes in managing careers and raising families has jaded me to the hatred and prejudice many people had against the gay community. … As a middle-aged, overweight white guy with graying facial hair, I am America's ruling demographic, so the gay rights struggle is something I experience secondhand, like my black friends' struggles and my wheelchair-bound friends' struggles," he wrote.

He also claimed credit for contributing "to the community's growth."

"At least three women I dated in college subsequently declared themselves gay," he said.

"There are people who are so strongly anti-gay rights, they lust for legislation to limit the gay community's freedoms. That makes no intellectual or moral sense to me. Some of this prejudice is based in religion. I find it confusing that people who believe in a savior who opens his arms to everyone think he'll draw those same arms shut to keep gay people away," he continued. "And do not tell me you are 'tolerant' or 'tolerate' gay people. Stop for a moment and think about how condescending and evil that attitude is."

He drew the school into the conversation by mentioning he moderated a town hall meeting sponsored by two homosexual activists groups.

It dealt "with issues of employment discrimination against gay people," he said. Acccording  to the panelists, he contined, "UT has offered domestic partner benefits since then-president Dan Johnson signed them into effect. The Medical University of Ohio did not offer those benefits. When the institutions merged, UT employees retained the domestic-partner benefits, but MUO employees were not offered them. So, people working for the same employer do not have access to the same benefits."

Dixon then responded.

"I respectfully submit a different perspective for Miller and Toledo Free Press readers to consider. … First, human beings, regardless of their choices in life, are of ultimate value to God and should be viewed the same by others. At the same time, one's personal choices lead to outcomes either positive or negative," she said.

"As a black woman who happens to be an alumnus of the University of Toledo's Graduate School, an employee and business owner, I take great umbrage at the notion that those choosing the homosexual lifestyle are 'civil rights victims.' Here's why. I cannot wake up tomorrow and not be a black woman. I am genetically and biologically a black woman and very pleased to be so as my Creator intended. Daily, thousands of homosexuals make a life decision to leave the gay lifestyle evidenced by the growing population of PFOX (Parents and Friends of Ex Gays) and Exodus International just to name a few.

"Economic data is irrefutable: The normative statistics for a homosexual in the USA include a Bachelor's degree: For gay men, the median household income is $83,000/yr. (Gay singles $62,000; gay couples living together $130,000), almost 80% above the median U.S. household income of $46,326, per census data. For lesbians, the median household income is $80,000/yr. (Lesbian singles $52,000; Lesbian couples living together $96,000); 36% of lesbians reported household incomes in excess of $100,000/yr. Compare that to the median income of the non-college educated Black male of $30,539. The data speaks for itself," she said.

It's like watching  "self-declaired-cripples" in a cripple fight! 

Only in this case, the "self-declared-cripples" are fighting over who's the most socially crippled...

Beyond the amusement of seeing special interest groups at each other's throats, this little jem caught my eye:

"At least three women I dated in college subsequently declared themselves gay," he said.

Ok, so he dates 3 women and those 3 women subsequently declare themselves to be dykes...  Anyone else see a common denominator?  A trend?  Is that really something a guy should be blurting out to reporters?  Seriously, how bad does a guy have to be in bed in order to have a woman prefer another woman over him?

""Why is this all important? Because words are important. Steyn would have us believe that words, however hateful, should be given free rein. History has shown us that hateful words sometimes lead to hurtful actions that undermine freedom and have led to unspeakable crimes. That is why Canada and most other democracies have enacted legislation to place reasonable limits on the expression of hatred."

http://cjunk.blogspot.com/2008/05/hate-speech-leads-to-holocausts.html

Yes we have reasonable limits you can hate with wild abandon Christians, Newfies, males, farmers, whites, Orangemen but hate towards most other groups is unreasonable.

"Words are important," so like can I say affirmative action is racism?  Better yet can I deem what is hate speech?  Or does just the left get to do that?

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